I need to be numb enough not tocare what I’m doing but not so wasted that I lose one of the kids.
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Halloween is a very strange night and there are a lot of weirdo’s in this world these days. Maybe you should save your drinking until you get home, and spend some time watching your children and trying not to lose one of them while you are sober. If you are not caring what you are doing then why did you have children in the first place, it is a shame that you feel the way you do.
Dress up as a pirate’s wench and carry a bottle of ye old rum as a prop but only you know what’s in it. You’re welcome all my best ideas come when I’m on the toilet.
Bloody Mary. You can dress up as a vampire and pretend like you’re drinking the blood. That way, you can also act all ornery. Everyone knows vampires are real ornery.
Luudes, to take the edge off the task in hand, plus Ritalin, & Amphetamines, to keep you alert enough not to lose the little so & so’s.
(And, of course, the obligatory Fifth of Chivas, to keep the cold wind from freezing your sludgy blood to ice).
May 31st, 2010 at 9:22 am
Try Margaritas. They are mixed with enough non alcohol stuff that it should produce the effects that your looking for. Happy trick or treat, Hic…..
May 31st, 2010 at 12:37 pm
None. Really. It’s a kids night. Enjoy them while you can. Perhaps staying sober will help you be a better mother.
If you simply can’t stay sober, maybe you might want to gain a little more insight into yourself.
June 3rd, 2010 at 9:00 pm
Try this witch’s brew recipe.
June 5th, 2010 at 9:16 am
Halloween is a very strange night and there are a lot of weirdo’s in this world these days. Maybe you should save your drinking until you get home, and spend some time watching your children and trying not to lose one of them while you are sober. If you are not caring what you are doing then why did you have children in the first place, it is a shame that you feel the way you do.
June 6th, 2010 at 5:47 am
just Irish up some coffee you’ll be doing allot of walking need the caffeine
June 6th, 2010 at 6:36 am
Dress up as a pirate’s wench and carry a bottle of ye old rum as a prop but only you know what’s in it. You’re welcome all my best ideas come when I’m on the toilet.
June 8th, 2010 at 10:14 am
Bloody Mary. You can dress up as a vampire and pretend like you’re drinking the blood. That way, you can also act all ornery. Everyone knows vampires are real ornery.
(((Briar Rose)))
(((Eckyscmay!)))
June 10th, 2010 at 1:31 am
You live in New York right? So it’s going to be cold. You need something warm, just put it in a thermos.
Maybe hot totties
Well Matured Scotch Whisky - (2 fl oz)
Boiling water
Lemon juice - 1 tablespoon
Sugar or Honey - 2-3 teaspoons
Or spiced wine, then that makes you barf just say you ate too much candy
June 12th, 2010 at 11:42 am
Brandy on a cool fall day works best. You can put it in a cough syrup bottle and just say it’s mommy’s special medicine.
June 15th, 2010 at 8:57 pm
I’m partial to cranberry juice and coconut rum myself.
June 17th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Screwdriver, 1/4 oj, 3/4 vodka
June 19th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Luudes, to take the edge off the task in hand, plus Ritalin, & Amphetamines, to keep you alert enough not to lose the little so & so’s.
(And, of course, the obligatory Fifth of Chivas, to keep the cold wind from freezing your sludgy blood to ice).